So we were buying a new computer yesterday.
Just a nice, small laptop for Frank.
The sales lady went to find “Dan” to see if he could help us make this new computer a little bit more compatible with Frank’s iPhone, without dropping $100+ for a new Microsoft Outlook program.
An unsuspecting man named Tom asked if we’d been helped.
Tom: Have you been helped?
Frank: We’re waiting for Dan.
Emily: Where is the bathroom?
Tom: Wait… what? Dan is in the bathroom?
Frank (not missing a beat): No, Dan is waiting for you in the bathroom.
Tom (unphased): So you need Dan and you need a bathroom?
Ah, those cracker-jack Best Buy employees – you can’t put anything past them!