In the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day (just a bit late…):

At a world brewing convention, the CEOs of various brewing organizationsretired to the bar at the end of each day’s conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: “In ‘Strylya, we make the bestbladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate.”

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: “In the States, we brew the finestbeers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud.”

Hans steps up next: “In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me einBecks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke.”

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: “Barman, would ya give me a diet cokewith ice and lemon. Tanks.”

All, including the bartender, stare at him in stupified silence with mouths hanging open!

Eventually Bruce squeaks out: “Are you not going to have aGuinness, Pat?”

Paddy simply replies: “Well, if you pansies ain’t drinkin’, then neither am I.”