Please do not judge me for these three things.
Pretty, pretty please.
So these are the three things that happened when I finally got home tonight.
1. What died in here??
Frank and I have had a few cases of smellasitis. Basically, it’s when something wreaks to high heaven. The source of this odoriferous offense? About 99% of the time it is the garbage and of the times it’s the garbage, about 90% of the time, it’s because I tossed old flowers in there. When will I learn? When?? I nearly passed out when I walked in the door and knew instantly it was the smell of rotting flowers. Oh, and did I mention that TODAY was garbage day? Guess I won’t be using the garage for the rest of the week… yikes!
2. Mail Call.
So, I hate getting the mail. I think there are two experiences that turned me off to the whole “getting the mail” adventure. First, there was the time that my friend mailed me friendship bread batter. In a zip lock bag, in a manila envelope. I’m surprised, quite frankly, that the batter didn’t explode a long time prior to making it to my mailbox. Or maybe it did explode, but our friendly postal carrier simply didn’t care. Regardless, I reached in for the mail one day and pulled out… a hand full of soggy batter. Of course, initially I didn’t know that the white clumpy goo covering my hand was soggy friendship bread batter. My initial thought was that someone threw up in my mailbox.
Second, there have been reoccurring incidents of spiders. I do not like bugs. If you are a bug, I am sorry, but I do not like you. It’s a blanket statement, but it is 100% true 100% of the time. Even butterflies sort of creep me out. I know bugs do lots of great things and I am grateful for their service, but I do not like them. Anyway, spiders have taken up residence in our mailbox. I live in fear that when I pull out the mail, I will be greeted by a big black hairy spider. In my worst nightmares, this spider is spewing friendship bread batter. I know. It’s rough being me.
All of this means that I am hesitant to get the mail. Which means that mail sometimes piles up in our mailbox. Which probably therefore means that our mail carrier curses when she gets to our mailbox, not knowing if she can jam another piece of mail in there. By the way, she/he does an excellent job – sometimes I have to put my foot on the post of the mailbox and pull really hard to get all of the mail out of there.
So, I got the mail today. It was only 1/2 full of mail. Only one bill, one magazine, one catalog and no spiders. Brilliant!
Speaking of mail: Nordstrom is having their anniversary sale until August 2nd. Are you there Nordstrom? It’s me, Emily…
3. It’s electric.
Our front hall light switch has always been a little tough to flip. It catches a little bit when you flip it on. Then one day it really got stuck, so I just pushed it over anyway … and heard a loud snap. Since then, that light switch just loosely flaps in the wind and sometimes I am able to turn the light on, but mostly not. The new development tonight is that if you slam the garage door, the light turns on. So, that’s fun.
I think it’s about time we have an electrician stop by…