We ate sugar. And lots of it. We hosted a cocktail & dessert party and even though we had quite a turn out, our friends are neither the lushes nor the sugar-holics we hoped they were.
Seriously people – if you don’t have to unbutton your pants so you can breathe after a party – did you really have a good time??
We also slept a lot. A Lot. Like, more than I thought was normal or possible. And it was DE-LISH-US.
I have no regrets.
Except about how much sugar I ate.
And how I haven’t gone back to my sugarless lifestyle… I mean… SOMEONE has to eat all of the left overs.
I have also developed an addiction to online Boggle. You know, the game where the letters get all mixed up and you try to find words in the jumble. Yeah. I love that game. I play it to the exclusion of writing. Which means there are a LOT of thoughts bumbling around in my head, longing to get out… but then I just ignore it and keep playing Boggle.
Like I said, it’s an addiction.
I also watched an entire TV series called Life. Sure, it was only 2 seasons long, but it was AWESOME. And I loved it. Although, ironically while watching Life, I was the one who was desperately in need of getting a real life. Who cares though – it was something I could get away with while FK was gone. You know, what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him…
But I think the HUGE pile of unfolded laundry in the basement may have been a tip off.
Although, I was able to drag my lap top around, playing the aforementioned TV show while cleaning the house. So, you know, I was in the clear for a while.
It’s just that I never made it down to the basement.
Or the giant piles of laundry.
You know how you have those emergency pairs of underwear at the bottom of your drawer? They are for emergencies because they are SO unattractive, that if seen by others, they actually cause an emergency.
It was a dark time in the K-House, but I will say, I spelled a record 60 words while simultaneously watching Life on Hulu. And cleaning the bathroom.
I’m pretty much amazing.
Toot. Toot. (my own horn)
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So THAT’S where you’ve been! Cheating on Scrabble with Boggle??! The shame! 😉