dragging my face on the cool tile floor

sounds like a really good idea right now.

There are times in my life when I think about doing the darnedest things.  For a long time I wondered about opening the car door while driving.

Why?

I don’t know.  It just seemed like a good idea.

Not to worry, I wouldn’t ever do it, but man, it was a provocative thought.

I’ve also wondered about biting into a bar of Irish Spring soap.  Just really sinking my teeth into it and chewing on it.

Irish Spring does not smell yummy like cookies or brownies, but mmmm… ::CHOMP!::

Considering my track record, I guess it’s not surprising that I have these thoughts.

And unfortunately, at work, we have a LOT of ceramic tile.  Some of it is even on the walls.  And it looks deliciously cool. 

My face pines for you, oh lovely, cool, ceramic floors.

mmmmm.

And that’s why I think I might be a touch under the weather.

4 thoughts on “dragging my face on the cool tile floor

  1. There’s a chance you are my twin. My husband is sitting here shaking his head because there are two of us… I have this HUGE urge to open the door while driving. I want to scuff my feet along the side of the road while we go. In my head, I imagine how good it will feel. In real life, I imagine doing this at 70MPH would be quite painful!

  2. The big cement bricks painted over with a white or ivory color in my elementary school, always made me think of ice cream. I always wanted to take my finger and glide it along that wall and come back with a delicious treat! lol

    • You all are amazing! I thought I was the only one, but it is oddly comforting to know that there are other people out there like me! Thanks guys 🙂

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