Well, it’s Christmas Eve and Frank and I are watching The Chritmas Story Marathon before heading back to church for the second Christmas service. Tonight Frank is narrating the story of Christ’s birth along with 4 other people at church. What’s hilarious about this is that Frank thought he was just reading, but it turned out that he is singing as well. With a microphone. And the mic is on. And I find him to be all the more attractive for it. Ow ow. Work it, baby.

Just a few lines that I love from the Christmas Story:

“Only one thing could pry me away from the soft glow of electric sex in the window (approx quote).”

“My father wove a tapestry of obscenities that to this day still hangs over Lake Michigan.”

“You look like a pink nightmare – are you happy in that?”